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Monday, July 11, 2011

Fear ~ Drake

Hierarchy of Fears

1. Domesticated Turkeys

2. Wild Turkeys 

3. Chihuahuas 

4. Space Mountain at Disney World. 


  1. Why! I am beyond curious! i am dying of curiosity. In 5 seconds, I'll turn into a cat. 

  2. Turkeys are just vicious, evil, and ugly creatures! My younger sister and I both have a phobia. Chihuahuas look like little rats to me, but they try to pass themselves off as dogs. Sneaky tricksters. And Space Mountain is a roller coaster that is pitch black for most of the ride. I cried during the ride. I was at least 16. 

  3. but why are you more scared of domesticated turkeys than wild turkeys? I have been on a Space Mountain. Life has never been the same since! You should also see The Exorcism of Emily Rose if you haven't already.

  4. Turkeys are best viewed on a platter with gravy. They are quite becoming in that venue.
    I proud of you for being brave enought to turn your back on that great white, who knows what fears you may overcome in the future with that same bravery. Ed 

  5. Oh Liz, I will never on my life watch that movie. Or any other movie that is vaguely related to it. I would never, ever sleep again. Truly. Also domesticated turkeys are MUCH larger and uglier than wild turkeys.

  6. This cracked me up!  Chihuahuas are pretty scary little bugged eyed things.  

  7. I've somehow managed to develop a fear of birds in general. They're just sort of creepy aren't they? And turkeys, definitely creepy. Turkey is best sliced, roasted, and in my mouth.

  8. Elizabeth Grove86July 17, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    That is hysterical!!!  Look at the look on your face!

  9. Elizabeth Grove86July 17, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    PS:  The only fear is fear itself....  tee-hee.